As a Gen Xer who remembers when you had to call in your picks to a buddy because the bracket was literally printed off a dot matrix printer, I have one question for you: whose bracket is already busted?
If your hand isn’t raised, I don’t believe you.
March Madness 2025 came in like a wrecking ball—Miley-style—and it didn’t even wait until the weekend to start crushing dreams. The first two days of the tournament have already torched millions of carefully crafted brackets, proving once again that Cinderella stories are alive, well, and totally out to get you.
McNeese WHO?
Let’s start with the stunner that had even seasoned fans doing double takes—McNeese State took down No. 6 Clemson in a nail-biter, 69-67. It was the school’s first-ever NCAA Tournament win, and the celebration looked like a late-’90s college block party. The team was dancing down the streets of Providence with their manager Amir Khan leading the way, boombox in hand. I haven’t seen that much joy on a sidewalk since NKOTB reunited.
Bracket-Busting Roll Call
Next up on the bracket-busting list? Drake University sent Missouri packing, and Arkansas stunned Kansas 79-72. Meanwhile, Colorado State dumped Memphis in a game that made me wonder if I should’ve just let my 14-year-old fill out my bracket. Actually, I did. And guess what? He’s beating me. Badly. Great call, son. Just remember who buys your snacks.
The Robots Got It Wrong, Too
Even AI didn’t stand a chance this year. ChatGPT and Google’s Gemini both filled out brackets that leaned heavily on traditional powerhouses like Duke, Houston, and Kansas. Good try, robots, but you clearly weren’t programmed with enough chaos.
Feel-Good (Unless You’re the Opponent) Moments
Amarr Knox of Alabama State might have had the best March Madness moment of the week when he nailed a last-second layup to give his team their first-ever tournament win over Saint Francis. Talk about clutch.
And speaking of stars, McNeese State’s manager Amir Khan is living his best life, posing with fans during the game, going viral on social media, and snagging NIL deals like it’s his job. Gen Z, take note: this is how you make the most of a moment.
So… Who Ya Got Now?
If you’re like me, your bracket’s looking rougher than a high school Trapper Keeper by the end of May. But that’s what makes March Madness so irresistible. The upsets. The heart. The improbable heroes. The reminder that sometimes the underdog gets the last laugh—and if you’re lucky, so does your kid who picked teams based on mascot cuteness.
As for me? At least I picked Saint John’s—so I’ve still got one team out there dancing. Small victories, right?
So whether you’re nursing a broken bracket or bragging about your lucky guesses, one thing’s for sure: this madness is just getting started.
And I’m here for it—Diet Pepsi in hand, highlighter ready, yelling at the TV like it’s 1996.
Best Memes of the Tournement
