By April Rodgers, Content Coordinator
No Dancing Allowed (Seriously, Germany?): Easter’s Wild Ride from Pagan Parties to Peeps
Ah, Easter. That magical season when grocery aisles look like a pastel explosion, kids turn into sugar-fueled tornadoes, and parents “quality-check” the candy stash once those sugar tornadoes are asleep. (It’s called sacrifice. We’re heroes.) But behind the chocolate bunnies and never-ending strands of plastic grass that somehow appear in your house until at least July, there’s a surprisingly wild history.
Think pagan rituals, cultural curveballs, and a few traditions that make you go, “Wait, what are we doing?” So let’s hop to it (sorry, had to) and explore the weird, wonderful world of Easter trivia—perfect for casually flexing at the dinner table between bites of ham.
Pagan Beginnings: Spring Fever Before Instagram Made It Trendy
Long before Easter was about empty tombs and sunrise services, it was a pagan festival celebrating—you guessed it—spring and rebirth. You know, that time when the snow melts, people remember the sun exists, and allergies come back with a vengeance. Many believe the name “Easter” comes from Eostre, the Anglo-Saxon goddess of spring and fertility. And suddenly, all the eggs, bunnies, and baby animals make sense. Ancient people were basically throwing a party for the Earth’s annual comeback tour. Respect.
The Easter Bunny: Straight Outta Germany
Turns out the Easter Bunny didn’t hop in from some marketing department—he came from Germany, where hares symbolized fertility (because of course they did). Germans believed in a rabbit that laid colorful eggs and hid them for kids to find. Fast forward a few centuries, and now we’ve got chocolate bunnies whose ears are legally required to be eaten first.
Egg Painting: Ukraine’s Fabergé Vibes
While many of us are over here dunking eggs into neon vinegar baths, Ukraine’s been turning eggs into literal masterpieces for centuries. Known as pysanka, these intricately decorated eggs are dyed with natural ingredients and loaded with symbolism—prosperity, protection, all that good stuff. So next time your egg ends up half-cracked and half-stickered, just know someone out there made theirs into a tiny, oval Picasso.
Pretzels: The Original Easter Snack Food
Before chocolate took over Easter, there were pretzels. (Yes, pretzels.) During Lent, people avoided dairy and eggs, so they got creative with carbs. Some even hid pretzels for kids to find on Easter morning, making them the OG Easter eggs. So technically, every time you eat a soft pretzel, you’re honoring an ancient tradition. Especially if it’s covered in cheese sauce. Probably.
Easter Around the World: Buckle Up
Think chocolate bunnies are weird? Other countries are out here really getting into the holiday spirit:
• Switzerland has an Easter Cuckoo instead of a bunny. Nothing says “celebration” like a clock bird.
• Poland celebrates Wet Monday by soaking each other with water. It’s like a surprise water fight—except Grandma started it.
• Finland turns Easter into springtime Halloween, with kids dressing as witches and asking for candy. Honestly, genius. Can't believe American's haven't embraced this yet!
• Australia ditched the bunny for the Easter Bilby, a cute, endangered marsupial. Why? Because rabbits destroy their crops. Way to be festive and eco-conscious, mates.
• Greece doesn’t hide eggs—they battle them. Families crack red eggs against each other, and the last uncracked egg is basically the champion. It’s like eggy Thunderdome.
No Dancing Allowed (Seriously, Germany?)
If you thought Footloose was dramatic, wait for this: Germany actually bans public dancing on Good Friday. What would Kevin Bacon do? Yep—no cha-cha, no TikTok trends, no awkward wedding-style group dances. It’s meant to preserve the solemnity of the day, but still… if you’re visiting, maybe save the Electric Slide for Easter Sunday.
Final Thoughts: Easter Is Kinda Bonkers, and We Love That
Wether you’re spending Easter in church, in the backyard hunting eggs, or in your kitchen secretly eating the “ugly” jellybeans your kids didn’t notice, just remember—you’re part of a wildly strange and beautiful tradition.
One that includes goddesses, egg art, rogue witches, and a chocolate bunny with missing ears.
Missing red jelly beans? I’m sure it wasn’t me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Happy Easter.
